Wanted: Dead or Alive
By Michael Perkins, Club Historian
Co-author of the Silicon Valley insider novel A Cool Billion
Wanted for arrest: Englishman 25 years old, about 5 ft. 8 in. tall, average build, walks with a slight stoop, pale appearance, red brown hair, almost invisible mustache, speaks through the nose, cannot pronounce the letter "S," cannot speak Dutch. Has last been seen in a brown suit of clothes. 25 pound reward.
In her book Churchill: Wanted Dead or Alive, (Carroll & Graf, 1999) Winston Churchill's granddaughter Celia Sandys recounts the events in 1899 during the Boer War that brought about Winston's wanted poster.
The adventure began when an armored train Churchill was riding on crashed into some boulders placed on the tracks by the Boers. Immediately Winston sprang into action directing, for over an hour, both the defense of the train and the effort to clear the track. Once the engine was freed, Churchill rode it to safety, taking with him about 50 men, most of them wounded. He returned to the crash site to offer more assistance, only to be confronted by some Boer soldiers.
In his memoir, My Early Life, Churchill writes: "My mind retains this impression of these tall figures, full of energy, clad in dark, flapping clothes, with slouch, storm-driven hats, poising on their levelled rifles hardly a hundred yards away." Churchill tried to escape, but eventually, cornered, alone, and unarmed, he had to surrender. He was taken to a prison camp known as the States Model School.
He did not adjust well to prison life, and immediately began plotting his escape. Eventually he made it over the wall. He stowed away on a train to get out of Pretoria. After sleeping for awhile, he jumped from the train into a ravine. He made his way to a village where, exhausted and hungry, he sought help by selecting a house at random that turned out to be pro-British. Churchill was hidden in a mine shaft until he could be smuggled on to a train with a shipment of wool and transported into neutral Portugese-controlled territory.
Having arrived safely, Churchill found his way to the British Consulate and then on to a steamer bound for the British port of Durban. At Durban, Churchill was greeted by a cheering crowd waving flags and a band playing an upbeat tune. An admiral and a general stepped forward to congratulate him. Winston was swept up on the shoulders of the ecstatic crowd and carried to the steps of the town hall where a speech was called for.
The headlines and news stories about Churchill's escape that were published across the British empire marked the beginning of his political career, as he rode the goodwill of the nation into his first seat in Parliament at the age of 25.
Copyright July, 2000, Michael Perkins